Gangster-size hoodie
My dad got me this HUUUUGE College Hoodie. Ugh. I don’t even know where this college is.
Its ugly, size L, and TOO SMALL for my Gigantic brother. It dwarfs me, who is over 5’6″!!!!! Suuure, its ‘too small’ for you, Bro.
Here it is in all if its ugly glory. 
I can put up with it though, because I will ONLY wear this around the house where no one out of my family will see it. Also, its soft… =)